GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic boo